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harrow the ninth but everybody except harrow is a muppet idk
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Last night I dreamt that I was a bodyguard at a Jewish lesbian wedding and my brain invented a tradition where the brides are shrunken down, put into a tiny car, and put through a wooden hot wheels style track with loop-de-loops and it ends with them jumping through a ring that's on fire and in the dream I was watching this and tearing up thinking "wow... that's true devotion... they really love each other..." and it distracted me so much that I didn't notice the assassin I was protecting everyone from poisoning my wine glass



















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“harrow the ninth but everybody except harrow is a muppet idk
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