Last night I dreamt that I was a bodyguard at a Jewish lesbian wedding and my brain invented a tradition where the brides are shrunken down, put into a tiny car, and put through a wooden hot wheels style track with loop-de-loops and it ends with them jumping through a ring that's on fire and in the dream I was watching this and tearing up thinking "wow... that's true devotion... they really love each other..." and it distracted me so much that I didn't notice the assassin I was protecting everyone from poisoning my wine glass
i dont believe in sex. You guys are making that shit up
anyone else always horny but never want sex
those arent real words.what are you talking about
anyone else in this thread like a nice cold dr pepper
🦍 og og og og
wtf who let this gorilla on my post. put that beast away
Scooby's lineage goes back to the age of myth,
His oldest known ancestor, Enki Doo, even co-stars in the first known work of fiction
Coworker: nice day out huh?
Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.















